Vile rat > Krystal this is our subdirector in charge of recruitment Krystal Engle > Hello Stoffer Vile rat > he can assist you Krystal Engle > Thank you very much, Vile Stoffer Ninjapirate > Hello, i am an assistant human resources secretary, how may I assist you? Krystal Engle > I would like to join GoonFleet Stoffer Ninjapirate > oh i see, are you on our mailing list? Krystal Engle > I have previous 0.0 experience, having helped The Forsaken for about 2 years Krystal Engle > I am not yet on the mailing list Stoffer Ninjapirate > ah i see, that might be a problem. you may need to sign up for that. Stoffer Ninjapirate > i'll give you think link in a sec. Krystal Engle > alright. Where do I go for that? Thanks Stoffer Ninjapirate > do you have any prior convictions? Krystal Engle > no Stoffer Ninjapirate > you sure? not even petty theft? Krystal Engle > not with this character. Stoffer Ninjapirate > oh no i mean in real life Krystal Engle > oh.. no! none at all Stoffer Ninjapirate > good, sometimes a rapist and/or bankrobber gets through our screening, it's very frustrating Stoffer Ninjapirate > you 100% sure? Krystal Engle > ?? wow Stoffer Ninjapirate > yea i know Stoffer Ninjapirate > crazy huh ? Krystal Engle > no, I'm clean. I've done security work for a year at a psych ward Stoffer Ninjapirate > good. where you based irl ? Krystal Engle > Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Stoffer Ninjapirate > awesome. ever had cybersex? Krystal Engle > I've spent 4 years in Europe, and had a blast with EU players Krystal Engle > I've had cybersex a few times with girlfriends, yes. Krystal Engle > but, really who hasn't had at least one encounter? Krystal Engle > voIP Stoffer Ninjapirate > i'm going to be straight with you: we have a lot of applications right now, so basically you're one of many. i'm not saying i can be bribed, but what are you wearing right now? Krystal Engle > I'm straight, thanks Krystal Engle > Very flattering.. Stoffer Ninjapirate > im a girl irl Krystal Engle > sure you are. Stoffer Ninjapirate > well not really, but we're on the internet, no one will ever know Krystal Engle > lol.. its quite ok. I am patient and will wait for the normal process Stoffer Ninjapirate > /emote starts to slowly remove his hotpants to reveal his erect loveshaft Krystal Engle > ok, put it away... Krystal Engle > I'm here to be a goon, not to help you with your issues. Krystal Engle > and besides, you're well aware of chatlogs, and how would it look to your superiors? Stoffer Ninjapirate > /emote would like to help YOU with the issue in your pants Krystal Engle > lol.. Krystal Engle > I'm serious. Can we resume the normal interview process please? Stoffer Ninjapirate > OKOKOK i'm sorry man dont send this to my superiors. they might fire me. i've been fired before, had an accident involving the aforementioned bankrobber and a chicken costume Stoffer Ninjapirate > /emote would rather down to some hot and heavy e-petting Krystal Engle > indeed. hehe Krystal Engle > you're hilarious. hehehe Stoffer Ninjapirate > /emote if by hilarious, you mean fully erect with a dildo already positioned near my butt, yes Stoffer Ninjapirate > no really, screw the application process, turn on your webcam instead Krystal Engle > yeah, right. NOT ----------- Krystal Engle > before you go.. do we honestly need a SomethingAwful account fo join goonfleet? Stoffer Ninjapirate > Krystal, I'd just like to say that I'm really sorry about before. Stoffer Ninjapirate > I just kind of got carried away. I'm a bit lonely right now, please don't be offended Krystal Engle > Stoffer : its quite alright. I thought at first, this was some sort of psych part of the process Vile rat > Stoffer has been reprimanded. Vile rat > ok I trust that crap won't happen again Krystal Engle > It's ok. honest. Stoffer Ninjapirate > nono, it's just that I lost my best friend Tim about a month ago to cancer, and i've had trouble dealing with it ever since Vile rat > ok gotta go handle stuff take care Stoffer Ninjapirate > I just really need someone to be close to me. i'm sorry it happened to you Krystal Engle > its ok. we're all human, afterall Krystal Engle > where do you live, IRL ? Stoffer Ninjapirate > yea, i don't think i can take it though, it's been so tough. sometimes i just want to jump out of a window or something Stoffer Ninjapirate > do you have anything that's bothering you like that? Krystal Engle > nope, I've dealt with my major issues recently. I'm pretty stable these days. Stoffer Ninjapirate > will you be my friend? Krystal Engle > if you want a friend, you have it. Sure. Stoffer Ninjapirate > that's awesome. will you be my special friend aswell? we don't have to cyber, just cuddle a little Krystal Engle > no. I'm not into that. Krystal Engle > can we continue with the recruitment process now. Stoffer Ninjapirate > yea, we should get back to that really. WHO CARES ABOUT MY PROBLEMS ANYWAY Stoffer Ninjapirate > MAYBE I SHOULD JUST END IT NOW Stoffer Ninjapirate > FUCK, TIM WHY DID YO UHAVE TO GO Stoffer Ninjapirate > seriously maybe i should talk to someone about this. i wrote a poem, is it ok if i link it? Krystal Engle > no, it is not ok. Krystal Engle > focus. Krystal Engle > you will be ok Stoffer Ninjapirate > it's basically focused around my feelings about everything. I called it "oh the blackness" Stoffer Ninjapirate > i put a lot of it up on myspace, want to see? Stoffer Ninjapirate > there's some linkin park videos aswell Vile rat > what the hell is going on in here Stoffer Ninjapirate > LYING AWAY FROM YOUUUUUUU Stoffer Ninjapirate > nothing sir Stoffer Ninjapirate > so, how many SPs do you have? Stoffer Ninjapirate > let me link you to our mailing list Krystal Engle > I have 32mil sp Stoffer Ninjapirate > awesome. go to our mailing list and sign up with all the questoins in the questionaire http://xs512.xs.to/xs512/07092/professorDOG.jpg Krystal Engle > ok Krystal Engle > that is not a mailing list url Stoffer Ninjapirate > oh shit lol Stoffer Ninjapirate > sorry Stoffer Ninjapirate > was it the dog with glasses? Krystal Engle > Vile : who is this guy? Vile rat > It was the dog with glasses. Vile rat > stoffer make with the mailing list link. Stoffer Ninjapirate > working on it, sec Stoffer Ninjapirate > it's in one of the tabs up top, just click the "Goonfleet mailing in the top left corner:http://www.orgasmatrix.com/blog/noti...o-de-internet/ Krystal Engle > sure, right Vile rat > Ok thats it stoffer this is the last god damn time. Vile rat > I'm tired of this shit. Vile rat > I've had to deal with your breakdown issues for a month now and I'm just tired of it ok Stoffer Ninjapirate > please i NEED this recruit Stoffer Ninjapirate > ok? Vile rat > I tried to give you some leeway because your wife passed away but this shit is not funny. Stoffer Ninjapirate > tim Stoffer Ninjapirate > Krystal, fly down to KZFV and apply there Stoffer Ninjapirate > I'll take care of your app asap Vile rat > Krystal let me know if this shit happens again ok Krystal Engle > ok Stoffer Ninjapirate > nono vile, i'm sorry i'm sending him to KZF right nwo Vile rat > Party my language but this makes me very angry Vile rat > Pardon even Vile rat > Let me know if there are any problems and I hope to see you flying with us soon. Krystal Engle > cheers Stoffer Ninjapirate > ok listen i'm going to go eat something or take my anti depressants now. krystal fly to kzf and i'll take care of your application as soon as it comes up. don't fly a shuttle btw, you'll be mistaken for an alt spy. get in a BS or something. the area is Stoffer Ninjapirate > safe for allies and neutrals ----------- Krystal Engle > he's doing it again Vile rat > what Krystal Engle > freaking out Krystal Engle > what is his problem? Vile rat > i wish i knew =/ trying to find out whats going on Vile rat > he's usually really dependable Krystal Engle > wtf Vile rat > im sorry you had to see this. Krystal Engle > its ok Krystal Engle > we're all human Krystal Engle > obviously, he has some issues Krystal Engle > and he needs help Krystal Engle > that is what is important Vile rat > yeah he's a friend though Vile rat > The game is one of his only outlets right now Krystal Engle > then you should see if he can help himself in real life Vile rat > alright krystal look forward to working with you soon. Krystal Engle > I know what that means. I've had many friends online deal with issues Vile rat > ok krystal gotta take off. take care and see you soon.