[ 2008.04.28 23:21:49 ] Lord Drack > afk
?[ 2008.04.28 23:22:03 ] Lord Drack > sorry my dad just got home
?[ 2008.04.28 23:22:06 ] memphistopheles > oh no you didnt go afk on me *snaps fingers*
?[ 2008.04.28 23:22:06 ] Lord Drack > be back in 15
?[ 2008.04.28 23:22:12 ] Lord Drack > really sorry
?[ 2008.04.28 23:22:16 ] Lord Drack > =\
?[ 2008.04.28 23:22:22 ] Lord Drack > be back in a few sorry
?[ 2008.04.28 23:39:33 ] Lord Drack > i am back
?[ 2008.04.28 23:39:39 ] Lord Drack > excuse my rudeness
?[ 2008.04.28 23:40:38 ] Lord Drack > hello?
?[ 2008.04.28 23:42:31 ] memphistopheles > herro?
?[ 2008.04.28 23:42:51 ] memphistopheles > whats up my big man
?[ 2008.04.28 23:43:17 ] Lord Drack > nm man
?[ 2008.04.28 23:43:20 ] Lord Drack > you?
?[ 2008.04.28 23:43:56 ] memphistopheles > chillin here, sippin a mojito
?[ 2008.04.28 23:44:15 ] memphistopheles > watching reruns of will and grace
?[ 2008.04.28 23:44:16 ] Lord Drack > cool
?[ 2008.04.28 23:44:27 ] Lord Drack > well i want a NAP with yall
?[ 2008.04.28 23:44:35 ] Lord Drack > you are excellent PVPers btw
?[ 2008.04.28 23:44:42 ] memphistopheles > What do you mean by NAP?
?[ 2008.04.28 23:44:46 ] memphistopheles > we are in empire
?[ 2008.04.28 23:44:57 ] Lord Drack > we get an NAP to not kill each other
?[ 2008.04.28 23:45:05 ] Lord Drack > just set eachother ot blue basically
?[ 2008.04.28 23:45:11 ] memphistopheles > ahhh, thats understandable
?[ 2008.04.28 23:45:24 ] memphistopheles > we have a strict policy on setting people blue though
?[ 2008.04.28 23:45:31 ] Lord Drack > and?
?[ 2008.04.28 23:45:34 ] memphistopheles > since we like having people to shoot, we charge people for an nap
?[ 2008.04.28 23:45:45 ] Lord Drack > err
?[ 2008.04.28 23:45:50 ] Lord Drack > it goes bother ways sir
?[ 2008.04.28 23:45:56 ] Lord Drack > both ways***
?[ 2008.04.28 23:45:59 ] Lord Drack > sir or maam
?[ 2008.04.28 23:46:08 ] memphistopheles > Im a bisexual male transvestite
?[ 2008.04.28 23:46:17 ] memphistopheles > so plz call me mam
?[ 2008.04.28 23:46:30 ] memphistopheles > although I still have some of my male parts if you catch the drift
?[ 2008.04.28 23:46:42 ] Lord Drack > i am bisexual
?[ 2008.04.28 23:46:52 ] memphistopheles > guess that makes two of us
?[ 2008.04.28 23:46:55 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.28 23:46:56 ] Lord Drack > cool
?[ 2008.04.28 23:47:31 ] memphistopheles > see, an nap for us really only works one way hun
?[ 2008.04.28 23:47:36 ] memphistopheles > as we like to get shot at and shoot back
?[ 2008.04.28 23:47:44 ] memphistopheles > wed prefer having as many potential targets as possible
?[ 2008.04.28 23:47:49 ] Lord Drack > lol i liek to shoot
?[ 2008.04.28 23:47:50 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.28 23:47:53 ] memphistopheles > a blue + sign is basically blueballing us
?[ 2008.04.28 23:47:58 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.28 23:48:12 ] Lord Drack > well i am sorry i just put out on the first date maam
?[ 2008.04.28 23:48:37 ] memphistopheles > yea, I pretty much just go to gaybard and get fucked in the bathroom, lol
?[ 2008.04.28 23:48:42 ] memphistopheles > *gaybars
?[ 2008.04.28 23:48:43 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.28 23:49:49 ] memphistopheles > well
?[ 2008.04.28 23:50:03 ] Lord Drack > i am only 16 so gaybars dont work for me
?[ 2008.04.28 23:50:10 ] memphistopheles > errrr
?[ 2008.04.28 23:50:11 ] Lord Drack > i am still with Pam and her 5 daughters
?[ 2008.04.28 23:50:27 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.28 23:50:28 ] memphistopheles > alrighty
?[ 2008.04.28 23:50:36 ] Lord Drack > hey
?[ 2008.04.28 23:50:45 ] memphistopheles > jailbait
?[ 2008.04.28 23:50:46 ] Lord Drack > dont let my age affect you
?[ 2008.04.28 23:50:57 ] Lord Drack > i am very open and i mess around with older guys
?[ 2008.04.28 23:51:00 ] Lord Drack > for a price
?[ 2008.04.28 23:51:04 ] Lord Drack > jk
?[ 2008.04.28 23:51:07 ] Lord Drack > about the price
?[ 2008.04.28 23:51:10 ] Lord Drack > but seriously
?[ 2008.04.28 23:51:15 ] Lord Drack > =P
?[ 2008.04.28 23:51:24 ] memphistopheles > Yea, I like to stay within the limits of the law
?[ 2008.04.28 23:51:40 ] memphistopheles > the last thing I want is Chris Hansen busting out of nowhere with his video crew
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:01 ] Lord Drack > Chris Hansen?
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:06 ] memphistopheles > To Catch a Predator?
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:09 ] memphistopheles > the TV show
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:12 ] Lord Drack > the how to how to catch a predator?
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:13 ] Lord Drack > o
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:15 ] memphistopheles > yea
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:16 ] memphistopheles > lol
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:28 ] Lord Drack > yeha that show is gay
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:41 ] Lord Drack > most i have done with an older guy is jack off and suck off
?[ 2008.04.28 23:52:43 ] Lord Drack > so yeah
?[ 2008.04.28 23:53:01 ] Lord Drack > and he was only like 10 to 15 yrs older
?[ 2008.04.28 23:53:14 ] memphistopheles > What a fag
?[ 2008.04.28 23:53:20 ] memphistopheles > Thats just wrong
?[ 2008.04.28 23:53:33 ] memphistopheles > having sex with minors is just unethical
?[ 2008.04.28 23:53:45 ] memphistopheles > you are supposed to stay confused until you hit 18 damnit
?[ 2008.04.28 23:54:03 ] memphistopheles > Then its all good
?[ 2008.04.28 23:54:09 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.28 23:54:21 ] Lord Drack > i new i was Bi or gay since i was 11 or 12
?[ 2008.04.28 23:54:36 ] Lord Drack > when my 12 yr old cousin and i.........
?[ 2008.04.28 23:54:39 ] Lord Drack > heh
?[ 2008.04.28 23:54:42 ] Lord Drack > that was fun
?[ 2008.04.28 23:55:01 ] memphistopheles > I bet it was
?[ 2008.04.28 23:55:21 ] memphistopheles > I had sex with my female cousin 2 weeks agoe
?[ 2008.04.28 23:55:45 ] Lord Drack > nice
?[ 2008.04.28 23:56:09 ] memphistopheles > Was a drunken incident
?[ 2008.04.28 23:56:15 ] memphistopheles > things are pretty awkward now
?[ 2008.04.28 23:56:29 ] memphistopheles > especially sinec she probably caught my herps
?[ 2008.04.28 23:56:32 ] memphistopheles > 
?[ 2008.04.28 23:56:49 ] Lord Drack > hahahaha
?[ 2008.04.28 23:56:54 ] Lord Drack > i dont believe you
?[ 2008.04.28 23:56:59 ] Lord Drack > but please continue
?[ 2008.04.28 23:57:05 ] memphistopheles > No Im serious
?[ 2008.04.28 23:57:27 ] memphistopheles > its only on the tip, so a condom works about 99% of the time
?[ 2008.04.28 23:57:31 ] memphistopheles > but we were drunk and..... yea
?[ 2008.04.28 23:57:45 ] memphistopheles > word of advice
?[ 2008.04.28 23:57:50 ] memphistopheles > dont get a hooker in mexico
?[ 2008.04.28 23:58:31 ] memphistopheles > Alright this is getting waaaaay to personal
?[ 2008.04.28 23:58:38 ] memphistopheles > so hwo about that nap?
?[ 2008.04.28 23:59:40 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.28 23:59:43 ] Lord Drack > yeha
?[ 2008.04.28 23:59:48 ] Lord Drack > and the weather to it is terrible
?[ 2008.04.28 23:59:49 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.29 00:00:27 ] memphistopheles > I've talked this over with my corpmates
?[ 2008.04.29 00:00:45 ] Lord Drack > yes?
?[ 2008.04.29 00:00:49 ] memphistopheles > and we will NAP, and offer you wartime protection for 150 mil
?[ 2008.04.29 00:00:50 ] memphistopheles > however
?[ 2008.04.29 00:01:12 ] memphistopheles > its limited in that you don't necessarily have to go to war with our wartargets as well
?[ 2008.04.29 00:01:19 ] memphistopheles > its more of us acting as your beneficiary
?[ 2008.04.29 00:01:31 ] Lord Drack > hmm i like it
?[ 2008.04.29 00:01:33 ] Lord Drack > deal
?[ 2008.04.29 00:01:36 ] memphistopheles > alright
?[ 2008.04.29 00:01:42 ] Lord Drack > and we do the same for you once our numbers build up
?[ 2008.04.29 00:01:50 ] memphistopheles > sounds excellent
?[ 2008.04.29 00:02:12 ] memphistopheles > we understand that you are small now
?[ 2008.04.29 00:02:21 ] memphistopheles > but growth is imminent
?[ 2008.04.29 00:02:21 ] Lord Drack > yeah
?[ 2008.04.29 00:02:26 ] Lord Drack > yeah
?[ 2008.04.29 00:02:37 ] Lord Drack > it is we gained 4 members in the past 2 days
?[ 2008.04.29 00:02:54 ] Lord Drack > and i will be getting a 9 month old character on friday
?[ 2008.04.29 00:02:57 ] memphistopheles > thats pretty good
?[ 2008.04.29 00:03:17 ] Lord Drack > ok have you set us to blue?
?[ 2008.04.29 00:03:19 ] memphistopheles > Send the isk to corp wallet or to me
?[ 2008.04.29 00:03:54 ] memphistopheles > basically 150 mil covers any decs we have to make
?[ 2008.04.29 00:04:06 ] memphistopheles > in any instance that we have to retaliate for you
?[ 2008.04.29 00:04:16 ] memphistopheles > you should be blue
?[ 2008.04.29 00:05:16 ] memphistopheles > holy on
?[ 2008.04.29 00:05:19 ] memphistopheles > having trouble with corp interface
?[ 2008.04.29 00:05:29 ] memphistopheles > k
?[ 2008.04.29 00:05:37 ] memphistopheles > You are +10
?[ 2008.04.29 00:05:54 ] memphistopheles > now just set the same back to our corp along with your deposit
?[ 2008.04.29 00:06:04 ] Lord Drack > ok
?[ 2008.04.29 00:06:16 ] Lord Drack > o wait
?[ 2008.04.29 00:06:18 ] Lord Drack > 150 mil now?
?[ 2008.04.29 00:06:20 ] Lord Drack > i dont have that
?[ 2008.04.29 00:06:26 ] Lord Drack > i have no money
?[ 2008.04.29 00:06:34 ] memphistopheles > err
?[ 2008.04.29 00:06:40 ] Lord Drack > i had to replace the hyperion yall killed durring F-D's war
?[ 2008.04.29 00:06:45 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.29 00:06:55 ] memphistopheles > we cant hold the nap without the deposit
?[ 2008.04.29 00:07:02 ] Lord Drack > ok
?[ 2008.04.29 00:07:17 ] Lord Drack > why not make it a NAP with no war beneficiary
?[ 2008.04.29 00:07:41 ] memphistopheles > Because then its not really an NAP, 
?[ 2008.04.29 00:07:54 ] Lord Drack > lol
?[ 2008.04.29 00:07:59 ] memphistopheles > like I said, we like having as many targets as possible
?[ 2008.04.29 00:08:04 ] Lord Drack > make it a ceasefire agrrement then
?[ 2008.04.29 00:08:08 ] Lord Drack > no attacking each otehr
?[ 2008.04.29 00:08:38 ] memphistopheles > because we lose you as targets, and its money lost
?[ 2008.04.29 00:09:16 ] memphistopheles > we will give you a grace period of 48 hours to come up with the deposit
?[ 2008.04.29 00:09:21 ] memphistopheles > then we will reset standings
?[ 2008.04.29 00:10:35 ] Lord Drack > ok reset standings now
?[ 2008.04.29 00:10:44 ] Lord Drack > i will have to talk to director
?[ 2008.04.29 00:10:48 ] memphistopheles > alright
?[ 2008.04.29 00:11:44 ] memphistopheles > I've added you to my address book
?[ 2008.04.29 00:11:54 ] memphistopheles > so just contact me when you are ready to make the agreement
?[ 2008.04.29 00:12:17 ] Lord Drack > ok
?[ 2008.04.29 00:12:18 ] Lord Drack > later man